The 2017 Inauguration of America’s First Cheeto President
If this was your FIRST Presidential Election and You voted for Trump, you FCUKED up. If this was your FIRST Presidential Election and you vo0ted for a 3rd party candidate you FCUKED Up! Because no 3rd party Candidate has ever been successful without a concerted and well financed campaign. To date the most successful third party candidate has been Ross Perot.
The Inauguration is virtually happening in my back yard! If I were entrepreneurial I would rent my apt on Air B&B, then again I don’t want to find a errant Confederate Flag or Swastika that was left behind.
Sheesh I don’t know what dismays me more: The fact that throngs of Deplorables are descending upon this area, or the fact that the city I reside in will provide lodging to these same deplorable people who seek accommodations not as expensive as the Four Seasons or other high end hotels in the area.
I’ve been fortunate to have chosen to reside in a city that is very diverse and progressive and is NOT Wasington D.C., still my stomach turns with nausea at the thought of a white supremacist sympathizer becoming the nation;s 45th president, not to mention that Richard Spencer founder of The National Policy Institute [A white supremacist organization desperately striving for cultural legitimacy] wants to establish headquarters near Washington D.C.
This is why in the FOOTER section of this blog you will find a video for 8 hours of emotionally healing music from the Cosmos to listen to as the madness ensues.
There was a contingent of women who voted for Trump, they said that they weren’t going to vote for Hillary just because she is a woman, I am wondering if any of them are participating in the March on Saturday?
See I have NO solidarity with any bitches who didn’t vote for Hillary because she’s a woman. They should have voted for her because she would have protected their rights!
Sure they may have voted for Jill Stein, but let’s be real. Stein had NO chance of winning, she wasn’t even allowed particpate in the Presidential debates.
Yes that was unfair, but you still vote to keep the bad guy out and you vote for his opposition, who in this case was Hillary Clinton.
Still why not vote for for someone just because she’s a woman? Men vote for people just because they have penises all of the time.
So what the fcuk are women trying to prove? That we are adept at working against our own self interests just to please men?
Demonstrations in D.C. are a nightmare for those of us who live inside the Beltway. Therefore not even an appearance by sex bomb Scarlett Johansson will motivate me to cram myself into an over-packed Metro train.
Yes Scarlett is Scheduled to speak at the march and in fact she will probably be staying at the Four Seasons Hotel in Georgetown and I live very close to Georgetown, so if I wanted to try and spot her I could hang out around there. I doubt that Johansson will be staying at Cheeto-T.U.S’ new hotel. Oh who am I kidding? I’m not going to do that either.
What’s the fcuking point of participating in a march if you voted for the person you’re now protesting? Or if you voted for someone who had no chance of winning because they were shut out of the electoral process?
When you voted to elect people to repeal Obamacare did you understand that it is also called the Affordable Care Act?!
Yeah I am talking to you West Virginia with all of your coal miners suffering from Black Lung Disease, are you ready to relinquish the BENEFIT payments that your victims Just Started receiving under the Affordable Care Act?
How about all of you a$$wipe Millennials and Gen-Xers who are now protesting and TRYING TO SET YOURSELVES ON FIRE, but either didn’t bother to vote or worse yet threw away your vote on someone even though the system doesn’t count them as serious candidates?
Yeah Bernie was robbed and Jill Stein waas shut out, so you vote to keep the bad guy out anyway and vote for his opponent who is actually deemed to have a chance of defeating him!
You Do Not throw a temper tantrum. Hey Spoiled Brats! GROW THE FCUK UP!