Oh Is This A Bunch Of Bullsh!t Or What?!

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I came across this  rather pathetic article on Lesbian News:

Bisexual celebrities we can look up to

September 13, 2016

Because a lot more bisexual celebrities are now open about their love for both sexes, bisexuals now have the courage to admit they can fall for people regardless of gender.

This at first is deceptively comforting given how bisexuals feel they have it harder than lesbians or gays when coming out. That’s why LN listed five bisexual celebrities they can look up to with admiration.

However that list is BULLSHIT and despite our having knowledge that Angelina Jolie DID have something with Jenny Shimizu (We know this because for over 20 years, Shimizu wouldn’t shut the fuck up about her affair with Jolie).

Yes Jenny Shimizu j=kissed and told, and told, and told and …the others on LN’s list also eave something to be desired because the only thing these celebrities offer is lip service.

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Anything Angelina Jolie says and does is golden– that’s the kind of celebrity she is.

After all, the actress adopted children from third world countries, she became an Ambassadress of Good Will, and she’s become known for her philanthropic work.

You could also say that say that she’s perhaps the most popular among bisexual celebrities right now. Thanks to her, it’s became okay to be out and bisexual.

WTF?! How long has Angie been with Brad Pitt? I don’t know the details of their marriage or if it is an open marriage, but Angelina can’t keep expecting props for a relationship with Jenny Shimizu that ENDED OVER 20 years old while the two were on the set of the movie Foxfire.

I had NO Idea that a person could claim a bisexual orientation while being waist deep in a Heterosexual relationships and birthing Brad Pitt’s numerous babies for YEARS.  If anyone in the Jolie-Pitt brood can claim that title it will probably be Shiloh

or John as he prefers to be called.

Lady GaGa

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Madonna fans might not agree but in our opinion, Lady Gaga is the Material Girl of our times. She pushed boundaries and “borderlines” in terms of fashion, opinion, and bisexuality.

Lady Gaga once said that her song Poker Face referred to her bisexual tendencies.

Another time, she admitted during an interview with Barbara Walters of having relationships with women. Given that this was at a time when it was becoming popular to have multiple sexualities, she was accused of riding the wave and I believe that she was and still is.

Yeah I mean Come on already all these women claim to be attracted to the same sex but they are seen exclusively on the arm of the opposite sex.  The insult comes when sites like AfterEllen tout this questionable sexual orientation like it’s something tangible.

Yet now that the Lady’s engagement to cutie pie Taylor Kinney is all busted up, who knows who she will turn to.  Odds are though that they will have a Penis.

Megan Fox

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Yes, the very hot Megan Fox claims to sleep with both men and women. So girls, we have a chance (Um NO we do not).

  Yeah but when was the last time she was with a woman, if ever? Fox is too busy being impregnated and that happens when you sleep with men, because it sure wasn’t IVF. (In Vitro Fertilization).

In an interview with Esquire she said, “I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.”  Too bad Fox’s bisexuality it limited to her imagination.

The thing is, she adds a personal twist to her sexuality.

Fox goes on to say:

“But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man,” she added.

Yet Megan expects women to want to sleep with her and who the hell wouldn’t? But still….

Amber Rose

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Aside from the shaved head and being an ex-girlfriend of Kanye West and Wiz Kahlifa (with whom she had a son), Ford model Amber Rose caused a stir when she came out, sort of, as a bisexual.

During an interview with Complex magazine, she went around the term bisexual and said that her sexuality was an open thing.

“I can be in love with a woman, I can be in love with a man. I’m not into bestiality, but as far as humans go, I definitely find beauty in everybody, whether they’re heavy-set, super-skinny, if they’re white, black, Indian, Asian, Spanish,” Rose said…and Rose was photographed kissing a woman at the same time when open sexuality was the thing but who is she with now?

I am tired of these opportunists exploiting the interests of LESBIAN (Yes I STILL use the word) and Bisexual women (both younger and older).

Another of the Bisexual scam examples is my crush of recent: Danielle Cormack, who admonished an interviewer for calling her straight.  Cormack said  that she has had long term relationships with both Men AND Women, however as a lesbian I am not buying it.

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Despite Cormack’s raw sensuality and often casual appearance  I get a vibe that she is a NOTORIOUS heterosexual as proven by her notorious  relationship with Pana Hema Taylor (She did what many older heterosexual women want to do and that is have a relationship with a 21 year old man), Cornack married Taylor and had a son (her second).

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There’s nothing wrong with any of that, just don’t mislead your adoring fans Dan by claiming rtelationships withb women (Because frankly where would you have the time?) we are very forgiving.

The REAL Deal:

Cynthia Nixon

Cynthis Nixon is THE Bisexual we should look up to not because she is married to a woman making Nixon an ideal role model, it’s the fact that she didn’t claim to be attracted to women while safely snuggled in the arms of a man’  Cynthia Nixon was once married to a man, but is now married to a woman. Christina Marinoni.

But my visitors Map assures me that I get as many followers, so suck it .