Now, THIS Is What I’ve Been Talking About Ever Since I saw The Movie Blonde

If anyone told me a decade ago that the woman who would play Marilyn Monroe in a fictionalized biopic of her life would have the best chance of being the one Latina woman nominated at this year’s Oscars for best actress, I would have asked, what You Been Smoking’, and where can I get some?

Ana de Armas in BLONDE 2022
Ana De Armas as Marilyn Monroe in a scene from the movie Blonde where Monroe is in a scene from the movie NIAGARA
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe in scene from NIAGARA (1953)

But what would have seemed like a fever dream may soon become reality, Ana de Armas has done the impossible with her intoxicating portrayal of the classic starlet in Andrew Dominik’s “Blonde,” and the Academy Awards may fall under her spell.  Just as I have.

            Me as Monroe in Niagara, My Favo Marilyn Monroe Movie

She is nominated for best actress, and is only the fifth Latina ever to be nominated in the category in 95 years. She would follow Brazilian Fernanda Montenegro for “Central Station” (1998), Mexican Salma Hayek for “Frida” (2002), Colombian Catalina Sandino Moreno for “Maria Full of Grace” (2004) and Mexican Yalitza Aparicio for “Roma” (2018).

Anma De Armas in BLONDE
Ana De Armas (M) as Marilyn Monroe with with Evan Williams (L) and Xavier Samuel (R)

The only other Latina actress remotely on awards voters’ radar is Zoe Saldaña in the motion capture role in “Avatar: The Way of Water.” But Saldaña didn’t get any recognition for the first “Avatar,” so will that change this go-round? There’s a real possibility, however, that a number of women of color could be the dominant force in the category, such as Michelle Yeoh (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”), Danielle Deadwyler (“Till”), Viola Davis (“The Woman King”) and Taylor Russell (“Bones & All”) all generating buzz.

After watching Ariana DeBose become only the second Latina ever to win an acting Oscar for “West Side Story” (2021), after Rita Moreno who played the same role in the 1961 original musical, it’s disheartening to see an overall regression of Latino representation in the acting races.

The potential obstacles and roadblocks for De Armas will rest on the overall reception of the NC-17 drama. The mvie had a seemingly strong start at the Venice Film Festival, where it had its world premiere, kicking off with a strong 86% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes. However, as more regional critics and journalists weigh in on the fictionalized re-telling of the blonde bombshell the score has plummeted. Ironically those who have actually watched the movie praise de Armas performance in it.

Blonde’: Ana de Armas’ Best Actress Oscar Chances for Latinas – Variety

The Cuban actress, who is on the cover of Variety last week, De Armas has consistently shown promise over her short stint in Hollywood. She got her start in independent features and tiny roles such as Eli Roth’s psychological thriller “Knock Knock” (2015) and Todd Phillips’ “War Dogs” (2016). Her breakout came as

Ana e Armas as JOI the Hologram

the hologram Joi in Denis Villeneuve’s “Blade Runner 2049” (2017), somehow bewitching Ryan Gosling despite the fact that her flesh and blood were only pixilated.

Ana De Armas as Joi in Blade Runner 2049

She graduated to her first leading role as the nurse Marta in Rian Johnson’s murder-mystery “Knives Out” (2019). Aside from garnering lots of critical acclaim, she also earned her first Golden Globe nomination for best actress (comedy or musical). Since then, she continues to command focus, no matter how big or small her role is – for example, stealing the show from Daniel Craig’s 007 as a kick-ass agent in “No Time to Die.” And Netflix may throw its full weight behind De Armas, who has emerged as the streamer‘s leading contender for major acting attention.

As Academy voters have shown in the past, middling reviews can’t hold them back from recognizing the bravery of a performer, especially when portraying a real-life figure.

Just ask Andra Day for “The United States vs. Billie Holiday” (2021) and Oscar-winners Marion Cotillard (La Vie En Rose 2007) and Renée Zellweger for “Judy” (2019).

With the exception of Cotillard’s Oscar Winning portrayal of French Chanreus Edith Piaf in La Vie En Rose, none of the other films made many critics’ best-of lists.

The physical transformation into Marilyn Monroe is undoubtedly one of the film’s highlights, as the “Blonde” team is able to recreate iconic images from classics such as “The Seven Year Itch” and “Some Like It Hot” and my personal Favorite Marilyn Monroe film “Niagara.”

The film’s makeup and hair styling should find themselves in the discussion and stand a solid chance at making the category shortlist when it’s announced in December. Furthermore, composers Nick Cave and Warren Ellis lay down tender chords and poignant notes that could get some love.

Not that “Blonde” is an easy sell. It’s sexually explicit but it’s Less EXPLICIT than 1972’s ‘X’ Rated “Last Tango In Paris” which depicts an anal anal rape scene. 

Blonde has a three-hour runtime, yet is NEVER Boring or Tedious.

The Oscars are changing, but are they ready to get behind a movie that features first-person POV shots of fellatio?

Personally the sex scenes in my estimation weren’t that controversial.  I am well aware that America may not be ready to accept this film, but I couldn’t care less.  Ana de Armas was mesmerizing and transformative (which is the criteria I find necessary for winning awards), literally transforming herself into the late emotionally troubled icon.

C’Mon Academy don’t fucking tell me that in 1972 you were so progressive that Marlon Brando can simulate anal rape using a stick of butter as lubricant, but don’t the ACADEMY dare inform me that in2022 it is going to collectively ‘Clutch its Pearls’ at simulated fellatio that isn’t  displayed for an excessine period of time. 

To BOTH the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, and Karens worldwide:  Get The Phuck Outta Here with that Faux Morality BS.  Voters rejected it the Faux Morality of Conservatives   midterm elections and I Will Have NONE OF IT! During the 2023 Academy Awards.

My Homage to the movie BLONDE featuring Ana De Armas portraying Marilyn Monroe in the movie BLONDE set to the song LUST For LIFE as performed by Lionel Baker